Kevin discussing Joe’s rumored sex tape [Article]
I will get this dog.
sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.”
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”